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This is to provide some comic relief ........ you just can't stop laughingfor every single sentence in the letter below. Take a bit of a break toread it ! Hilarious ... howlarious ...

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, anEnglish woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local school master. She was concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained aWC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "WaterCloset". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities aboutthe WC. The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if heknew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of theletters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "WaysideChapel" near the house ... a bathroom unfortunately never entered theirminds. So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply ...

'Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles fromthe house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees,surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and isopen on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest youarrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of goingregularly. It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WCas it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. Therewere 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions ontheir faces. We can take photographs from different angles. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almosta year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make aday of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just intime. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there isan organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the mostdelicate sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bellwhich rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provideplush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a placewhere you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster'